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They say it’s always a good idea to end this section with something funny—a way to win over the reader and make them want to get in touch with you.

So, here are a few brief thoughts:

• Yesterday my Roomba left the house and hasn’t come back. I think it aspired to more.
• Do you know the most authentic beach in Ibiza? Es Vedrá.
• What is the favorite color of a Sevillian in love? *Amar-illo* (a play on words combining «yellow» and «to love»).
• What does a Norwegian say to his friends when he’s right? «Oslo» (I told you so)!